Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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