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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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