She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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