Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Never underestimate the power of titties
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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