you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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