Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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