how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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