Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
it glows. i had to have it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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