Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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