Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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