bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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