well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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