The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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