i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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