i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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