so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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