ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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