Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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