you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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