Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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