I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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