Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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