i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have fence marks all over my body
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
