I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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