It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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