it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just want to make out with him forever
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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