Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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