found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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