I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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