hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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