I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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