I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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