I can't watch pbs sober anymore
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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