we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.