question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.