I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
ok first of all what the fuck
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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