I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Cover your peen. We're going out.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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