Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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