I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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