when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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