woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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