if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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