At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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