Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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