On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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