If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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