Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
false alarm. still invincible.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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