Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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