Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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