His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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