I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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