Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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