I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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