Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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