I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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